2 Drunks and a Junkyard dog

2 Drunks walked out of a bar. trying to remain upright, they staggered down the alleyway

As they walked, they came across a man looking German Shepard, hunched over licking his balls.

The First drunk pokes his buddy "hey Look..."

The 2nd drunk blinked and said "huh?"

The First drunk Points back at the dog and says "look..." as the dog lapped at it's own Balls "I wersh I coudl do at.

The 2nd drunk looked over then looked back at his friend and replied "I'd pet im first!