I WANT TO BE LIKE POPPA

ONE DAY LITTLE CHRIS WAS SITTING ON THE PORCH STEPS, WHILE HIS MAMA WAS ROCKING IN THE CHAIR BEHIND HIM. IN CHRIS RIGHT HAND HE HAD M&M'S, IN HIS LEFT HAND HE WAS HOLDING HIS CAT..........
TWO MINUTES LATER CHRIS POPPED A M&M INTO HIS MOUTH, BITE THE CAT AND MOVED DOWN A STEP, MEAN WHILE HIS MAMA WAS LOOKING AT HIM, WONDERING WHAT HE WAS DOING.
TWO MINUTES LATER HE DID IT AGAIN, POPPED THE M&M INTO HIS MOUTH, BIT THE CAT AND MOVED DOWN ANOTHER STEP
bOY-WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU? HIS MOM ASKED.... "MOM, I WANT TO BE LIKE DAD WHEN I GROW UP------ I WANT TO POP THOSE PILLS, EAT SOME PUSSY AND MOVE ON!!!!!!