OLD COUPLE CLARIFYING SEX
The Porn Joker
An older couple was contemplating marriage. The man was concerned about what the expectations of his wife might be. So he said to her: "Honey, I need to understand how often you expect us to have sex once we get married?"
She thought for a moment and then replied, "In-frequently."
He scratched his head and asked, "Do you mean this as one word or two?"